My 360 headset stopped working mere weeks into ownership of the device. It's critical for team-related stuff, sometimes, but I don't even use it for simple Slayer matches. Those who know me know I'm not the most silver-tongued individual on the fly, and honestly, does the spewing of pent-up racial ignorance (often hilariously mis-used), chauvinist archaeisms, and other relics from ruder, more crass, and utterly base social functions deserve the attention a comeback rewards?
In summary, I can hear them but they cannot hear me. If you are unfamiliar with Rocket Race 
, simply re-read its name and you've basically got the idea: a driver and a passenger that shoots rockets. I get pretty worked up about in-game performance, and if it ever makes me too angry, I switch over to Rocket Race to get my enjoyment level back out of the red. It is a sweet, sweet balm to a soul, whether you are winning or losing.
In this scenario, my driver for Team Green was talking--nay, singing--the entire time, pausing only to react to nearby explosions hurling us across the Valhalla map, often closer to our objectives. Normally this is a formula for misery and/or the mute button. However, this gentleman picked the one perfect rally song to be singing acapella for Rocket Race: Queen's "Don't Stop Me Now." [Note: Launches iTunes.]
99 cents is a small price to pay for the song that will definitely make you win, always. It is said that Mr. Fahrenheit shall smile upon your endeavors when this song is playing.
Ten full comics. Huzzah!
